Not with a straight stick..

With a fucked up stick.

about as funny as a hoof in the plums

nothing lol

this is an urban legend.

Bust-a-gut funny!

you arent supposed 2 know

u know golf was originally a very sexist game. the word golf actually stands for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden. just a little bit of useless information for you.

what does he say in the first 30 seconds?

if you want a real scottish linguistic adventure have a look at billy connelly. Robin williams is hilarious!!

Ahh.. I love my scottish people. We’re so hilarious.

hhah rob wills the man hes jokes!

that’s never Glaswegian btw, more a highland accent, the man’s quality though

Many people have tried and failed over the years to do an actual Scottish accent (Mel Gibson for one - more like Irish) but his is pretty good.
About the not being able to understand thing tho - that’s a Glaswegian accent (people from Glasgow) and only the working class people talk like that.

Ha ha ha I bet you’re right lol.

lol am a Scot and this is so fucking funny lmao!!” put a little flag to give you hope” LMAO

I don’t think I’ll ever have the courage to go to Scotland lol

Live on Broadway.

Where was he when he did this?

Thats right. Be happy about your spelling.

Yeah but at least we know how to spell…

yeh but he calls himself english, americans dnt no the difference